Because no man wants to be a coward in front of a cheese.

You've got a lot of time for abstract thought when you've got your hand stuck up a dead badger.

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.

Ye know full well that the meaning of life is to find your gift. To find your gift is happiness. Never tae find it is misery.

They were small, brightly coloured, happy little creatures who secreted some of the nastiest toxins in the world, which is why the job of looking after the large vivarium where they happily passed their days was given to first-year students, on the basis that if they got things wrong there wouldn't be too much education wasted.

People don't like to say comic so they say Graphic Novel, despite the fact that I don't think the true Graphic Novel has been written anywhere.

When I am old I shall wear midnight.