The mountains of madness have many little plateau of sanity.

'Educational' refers to the process, not the object. Although, come to think of it, some of my teachers could easily have been replaced by a cheeseburger.

When millions of tons of angry elephant come spinning through the sky, and there was no one there to hear it, does it - philosopically speaking - make a noise

This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.

The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not sure about the turnip.

That's one form of magic, of course." "What, just knowing things?" "Knowing things that other people don't know.

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.