I was merely endeavoring to indicate that if we do not grab events by the collar they will have us by the throat. -Lord Vetinari

Go anywhere you wish, talk to everyone. Ask any questions; you will be given answers. When you want to learn, you will be taught. Use the library. Open any book.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

It is possibly worth mentioning at this point that Mr. Young thought that paparazzi was a kind of Italian linoleum.

Look out! He's got a daisy!

Rings try to find their way back to their owner. Someone ought to write a book about it.

Some people think this is paranoia, but it isn't. Paranoids only think everyone is out to get them. Wizards know it.