I don't regret it, you know. I would do it all again. Children are our hope for the future." THERE IS NO HOPE FOR THE FUTURE, said Death. "What does it contain, then?" ME.

It is a mistake trying to cheer up camels. You may as well drop meringues into a black hole.

Go on, prove me wrong. Destroy the fabric of the universe. See if I care.

People's whole lives do pass in front of their eye before they die. The process is called "Living".

Rincewind tried to force the memory out of his mind, but it was rather enjoying itself there, terrorizing the other occupants and kicking over the furniture.

Steal five dollars and you're a common thief. Steal thousands and you're either the government or a hero.

I have no use for people who have learned the limits of the possible.