You can't map a sense of humor. Anyway, what is a fantasy map but a space beyond which There Be Dragons? On the Discworld we know that There Be Dragons Everywhere. They might not all have scales and forked tongues, but they Be Here all right, grinning and jostling and trying to sell you souvenirs.

Your whole life passes in front of your eyes before you die. This is called living.

Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces.

He found that he had this sudden desperate longing for the fuming, smoky streets of Ankh-Morpork, which was always at its best in the spring, when the gummy sheen on the turbid waters of the Ankh River had a special iridescence and the eaves were full of birdsong, or at least birds coughing rhythmically

I don’t see why it matters what is written. Not when it’s about people. It can always be crossed out.

I reckon responsible behavior is something to get when you grow older. Like varicose veins.

Sometimes you can think that 'I've had enough of wizards!' And sometimes fantasy is not just about wizards.