You can't map a sense of humor. Anyway, what is a fantasy map but a space beyond which There Be Dragons? On the Discworld we know that There Be Dragons Everywhere. They might not all have scales and forked tongues, but they Be Here all right, grinning and jostling and trying to sell you souvenirs.

Inside every sane person there's a madman struggling to get out," said the shopkeeper. "That's what I've always thought. No one goes mad quicker than a totally sane person.

Students, eh? Love 'em or hate 'em, you can't hit them with a shovel!

Vimes struggled to his feet, shook his head and set off after it. No thought was involved. It is the ancient instinct of terriers and policemen to chase anything that runs away.

Not all questions are answered, but fortunately some answers are questioned.

In my experience, what every true artist wants, really wants, is to be paid.

Don't be smart. Smart is only a polished version of dumb. Try intelligence. It will surely see you through.