When a man is tired of Ankh-Morpork, he is tired of ankle-deep slurry.

YOU FEAR TO DIE? "It's not that I don't want... I mean, I've always...it's just that life is a habit that's hard to break.

At least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe.

YOU MUST LEARN THE COMPASSION PROPER TO YOUR TRADE" "And what's that?" "A SHARP EDGE.

The thing about stories is you have to pick the ones that last.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

The librarians were mysterious. It was said they could tell what book you needed just by looking at you, and they could take your voice away with a word.