Million-to-one chances...crop up nine times out of ten.

The people who really run organizations are usually found several levels down, where it is still possible to get things done.

It's daft, locking us up," said Nanny. "I'd have had us killed." "That's because you're basically good," said Magrat. "The good are innocent and create justice. The bad are guilty, which is why they invent mercy.

Welcome to fear, said Moist to himself. It's hope, turned inside out. You know it can't go wrong, you're sure it can't go wrong... But it might.

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.

Education had been easy. Learning things had been harder.

Given enough coffee I could rule the world