People don't like to say Horror so they say Dark Fantasy because that's Horror wearing a collar and tie.

It is always useful to face an enemy who is prepared to die for his country," he read. "This means that both you and he have exactly the same aim in mind.

Up until now I'd always though RSI meant 'I hate my damn job'.

Humanity's a nice place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there.

Interesting thing, these fellows never seem to get the idea of perspective-' The Bursar thought, or received the thought: that's because perspective is a lie. If I know a pond is round then why should I draw it oval? I will draw it round because round is true. Why should my brush lie to you just because my eye lies to me?

But then science is nothing but a series of questions that lead to more questions.

"I'm sorry, I just got carried away," hissed Aziraphale.