People don't like to say Horror so they say Dark Fantasy because that's Horror wearing a collar and tie.

Progress just means bad things happen faster.

Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide.

There's always a story. It's all stories, really. The sun coming up every day is a story. Everything's got a story in it. Change the story, change the world.

We sleepwalk through our lives, because how could we live if we were always this awake?

All holy piety in public, and all peeled grapes and self-indulgence in private.

Grinning like a necrophiliac in a morgue.