He was, he would be the first to admit, a coward, an incompetent, and not even very good at being a failure.
Terry PratchettVoodoo is a very interesting religion for the whole family, even those members of it who are dead.
Terry PratchettShe was already learning that if you ignore the rules people will, half the time, quietly rewrite them so that they don't apply to you.
Terry Pratchett