It was written in some holy book, apparently, so that made it okay, and probably compulsory.

Sometimes you can think that 'I've had enough of wizards!' And sometimes fantasy is not just about wizards.

I think it's IMPOSSIBLE for anyone famous to come from here, because everyone around here is insane.

Five exclamation marks: the sure sign of an insane mind.

Be one of the crowd? It went against everything a wizard stood for, and a wizard would not stand for anything if he could sit down for it, but even sitting down, you had to stand out.

As we all know, the Discworld is a flat planet - like a geological pizza, but without the anchovies.

Every step is a first step if it's a step in the right direction.