I can't stand any music that requires its singers to be so dumb they wear their baseball caps backwards.

We are here and it is now. The way I see it is, after that, everything tends towards guesswork.

If you were going to be successful in the world of crime, you needed a reputation for honesty.

There was once a caustic comment from someone suggesting I was breeding a new race. Fans from different countries have married, amazing things like that. I've been to some of the weddings. I went to one here the other day, a pagan ceremony.

Creators aren't gods. They make places, which is quite hard. It's men that make gods. This explains a lot.

You can't die with an unfinished book.

And we don't often get any wading birds in the River Ankh, mainly because the pollution would eat their legs away and anyway, it's easier for them to walk on the surface.