Fascism may be good at making the trains run on time, but you wouldn't like some of the destinations.

The important thing about adventures, thought Mr. Bunnsy, was that they shouldn't be so long as to make you miss mealtimes.

Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.

I have a suspicion - I have to be careful what I say - that you might actually find the best comics actually written by people who are comics writers and who aren't setting out to do graphic novels.

She was already learning that if you ignore the rules people will, half the time, quietly rewrite them so that they don't apply to you.

Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.

I mean, I wouldn't pay more than a couple of quid to see me, and I'm me.