I wrote three books, I had three greenhouses. It seemed to me to be very satisfactory.

Thinking. This book contains some. Whether you try it at home is up to you.

No more words. We know them all, all the words that should not be said. But you have made my world more perfect.

I’m not superstitious. I’m a witch. Witches aren’t superstitious. We are what people are superstitious of.

I don't think I've drunk enough beer to understand that.

This wasn't food - it was what food became if it had been good and gone to food heaven.

Rincewind gave his fingers a long shocked stare, as one might regard a gun that has been hanging on the wall for decades and has suddenly gone off and perforated the cat.