It was sad, like those businessmen who came to work in serious clothes but wore colorful ties in a mad, desperate attempt to show there was a free spirit in there somewhere.

Experience has taught me that you feel better on a flight if you avoid chicken fat in plastic sauce.

After all, when you seek advice from someone it's certainly not because you want them to give it. You just want them to be there while you talk to yourself.

No real sunrise could paint the sky Surgical Appliance Pink.

Lots of ingenuity gets you through times with no money better than money gets you through times of no ingenuity.

This looks like a job for inadvisably applied magic if ever I saw one.

I have to write because if I don't get something down then after a while I feel it's going to bang the side of my head off.