It was sad, like those businessmen who came to work in serious clothes but wore colorful ties in a mad, desperate attempt to show there was a free spirit in there somewhere.

HOROSCOPE: Today is a good time for making new friends. A good deed may have unforeseen consequences. Don’t upset any druids. You will soon be going on a very strange journey. Your lucky food is small cucumbers. People pointing knives at you are probably up to no good. PS, we really mean it about the druids.

I commend my soul to any god that can find it.

The thing with crowns is, it isn't the putting them on that's the problem, it's the taking them off.

Sometimes the truth is arrived at by adding all the little lies together and deducting them from the totality of what is known.

Life is a trick, and you get one chance to learn it.

Go anywhere you wish, talk to everyone. Ask any questions; you will be given answers. When you want to learn, you will be taught. Use the library. Open any book.