I have to write because if I don't get something down then after a while I feel it's going to bang the side of my head off.

Do you think it's possible for an entire nation to be insane?

We're on a mission from Glod.

Contrary to popular belief and hope, people don't usually come running when they hear a scream. That's not how humans work. Humans look at other humans and say, 'Did you hear a scream?' because the first scream might have been you screaming inside your head, or a horse backfiring.

The conversation of human beings seldom interested him, but it crossed his mind that the males and females always got along best when neither actually listened fully to what the other one was saying.

In the end the problem isn't that you have the wrong sort of government for the People, but that you have the wrong sort of People.

Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar.