I had a deprived childhood, you see. I had lots of other kids to play with and my parents bought me outdoor toys and refused to ill-treat me, so it never occurred to me to seek solitary consolation with a good book.
Terry Pratchett...the little man's total obliviousness to all forms of danger somehow made danger so discouraged that it gave up and went away.
Terry PratchettGranny Weatherwax was firmly against fiction. Life was hard enough without lies floating around and changing the way people thought.
Terry PratchettCommander, I always used to consider that you had a definite anti-authoritarian streak in you.โ โSir?โ โIt seems that you have managed to retain this even though you are authority.โ โSir?โ โThatโs practically zen.
Terry PratchettA lot hinges on the fact that, in most circumstances, people are not allowed to hit you with a mallet. They put up all kinds of visible and invisible signs that say, 'Do not do this' in the hope that it'll work, but if it doesn't, then they shrug, because there is, really, no real mallet at all.
Terry Pratchett