Sometimes the truth is arrived at by adding all the little lies together and deducting them from the totality of what is known.
Terry PratchettEvery intelligent being, whether it breathes or not, coughs nervously at some time in its life.
Terry PratchettAnd then Jack chopped down what was the world's last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement, and trespass charges already mentioned, and all the giant's children didn't have a daddy anymore. But he got away with it and lived happily ever after, without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done...which proves that you can be excused for just about anything if you are a hero, because no one asks inconvenient questions.
Terry PratchettPeace?' said Vetinari. 'Ah, yes, defined as period of time to allow for preparation for the next war.
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