Demons were like genies or philosophy professors - if you didn't word things exactly right, they delighted in giving you absolutely accurate and completely misleading answers.

Because some stories end, but old stories go on, and you gotta dance to the music if you want to stay ahead

I don't think I've ever been critical of the money Douglas Adams makes, especially since, as has been tactfully pointed out, I myself have had to change banks having filled the first one up.

I don't think I've drunk enough beer to understand that.

It was so loud and so deep, it wasn't really sound at all, just something that turned the air hard and then hit you with it.

It's hard to explain," said Brutha. "But I think it's got something to do with how people should behave... you should do things because they're right. Not because gods say so. They might say something different another time.

Probably the last sound heard before the Universe folded up like a paper hat would be someone saying, "What happens if I do this?"