The harder I work, the luckier I become.

If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged.

He'd been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower.

Blessings be on this house," Granny said, perfunctorily. It was always a good opening remark for a witch. It concentrated people's minds on what other things might be on this house.

On the Disc the gods dealt severely with atheists.

HOROSCOPE: Today is a good time for making new friends. A good deed may have unforeseen consequences. Don’t upset any druids. You will soon be going on a very strange journey. Your lucky food is small cucumbers. People pointing knives at you are probably up to no good. PS, we really mean it about the druids.

Last hopeless chances have got to work. Nothing makes sense otherwise. You might as well not be alive.