The harder I work, the luckier I become.

In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this?

Remember - that which does not kill us can only make us stronger. And that which does kill us leaves us dead!

Everything is a test.

It is true that words have power, and one of the things they are able to do is get out of someone’s mouth before the speaker has the chance to stop them.

only to people!' shouted Rincewind. He drew his sword and, with a smooth overarm throw, completely failed to hit the troll.

Never trust a species that grins all the time. It’s up to something.