Tell someone you are going to rob them and all that will happen is that you'll get a reputation as a truthful man.

It's hard to be famous and alive.

Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped.

Soon to come in licorice, orange, cinnamon, and banana, but not strawberry, because I hate strawberries.

'Don't think of it as dying,' said Death. 'Just think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush.'

In her own special category, she was quite beautiful. This was the category of all the women, in his entire life, who had ever thought he was worth smiling at.

That's why it's always worth having a few philosophers around the place. One minute it's all is truth beauty and is beauty truth, and does a falling tree in the forest make a sound if there's no one there to hear it, and then just when you think they're going to start dribbling one of 'em says, incidentally, putting a thirty-foot parabolic reflector on a high place to shoot the rays of the sun at an enemy's ships would be a very interesting demonstration of optical principles.