Mere animals couldnโt possibly manage to act like this. You need to be a human being to be really stupid.
Terry PratchettHe looked up at them, a scruffy Napoleon with his laces trailing, exiled to a rose-trellised Elba.
Terry PratchettWhat is normal? Normal was yesterday. If you lose a leg, one day you're hopping around on one leg, so you know the difference.
Terry PratchettThe point is that if a book that had been published three years ago started to sell twice as many all of a sudden it probably wouldn't even get noยญticed. People wouldn't be tracking it. The system has cleaned up its act an awful lot but the best-seller list system is not an entirely foolproof thing.
Terry Pratchett