The truth is a fog, in which one man sees the heavenly host and the other one sees a flying elephant.

Curiosity may have killed the cat, but her's curiosity could have massacred a pride of lions.

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards because a refusal often offends, I read somewhere.

Guilt was the grease in which the wheels of the authority turned.

And Sam Vimes thought: Why is Young Sam's nursery full of farmyard animals anyway? Why are his books full of moo-cows and baa-lambs? He is growing up in the city. He will only see them on a plate! They go sizzle!

A good man will kill you with hardly a word.

I'd like to stand up for the rights of people who put everything on their burger - chutney, mustard, pickle, mustard pickle, tomato sauce... It is common knowledge in my family that I can't tell the difference between a veggie burger and a meat one, because the ratio of burger to pickles is so high.