Don't do anything I wouldn't do, if you ever find anything I wouldn't do.

Nature abhors a lot of things, including vacuums, ships called the Marie Celeste, and the chuck keys for electric drills.

There are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot easily be duplicated by a normal kindly family man who just comes in to work every day and has a job to do.

Sometimes you had to take a look at yourself and then look away.

A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.

Go on, prove me wrong. Destroy the fabric of the universe. See if I care.

The price of being the best is having to be the best.