Sheep are stupid, and have to be driven. But goats are intelligent, and need to be led.
Terry PratchettThere was once a caustic comment from someone suggesting I was breeding a new race. Fans from different countries have married, amazing things like that. I've been to some of the weddings. I went to one here the other day, a pagan ceremony.
Terry PratchettThe thing is, I mean, thereโs times when you look at the universe and you think, โWhat about me?โ and you can just hear the universe replying, โWell, what about you?โ
Terry PratchettThere's no such thing as writer's block. That was invented by people in California who couldn't write.
Terry PratchettThere are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass! Who's been pinching my beer?
Terry PratchettSeveral sellers of hot meat pies and sausages in a bun had appeared from nowhere and were doing a brisk trade. [Footnote: They always do, everywhere. No-one sees them arrive. The logical explaination is that the franchise includes the stall, the paper hat and a small gas-powered time machine.]
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