It was then that Marvin got religion. Not the quiet, personal kind, that involves doing good deeds and living a better life; not even the kind that involves putting on a suit and ringing people's doorbells; but the kind that involves having your own TV network and getting people to send you money.
Terry PratchettOnly Ron's dog was watching William. He considered that it had, for a dog, a very offensive and knowing look. A couple of months ago someaone had tried to hand William the old story about there being a dog in the city that could talk. (...) The dog in front of William didn't look as if it could talk, but it DID look as if it would swear.
Terry PratchettHe thought about how it might be to be, say, a fox confronted with an angry sheep. A sheep moreover, that could afford to employ wolves.
Terry PratchettJesus won't cut you off before you're through With him you won't never get a crossed line, And when your bill comes it'll all be properly itemised He's the telephone repairman on the switchboard of my life. The phone line to the saviour's always free of interference He's in at any hour, day or night And when you call J-E-S-U-S you always call toll-free He's the telephone repairman on the switchboard of my life.
Terry PratchettYou say that you people donโt burn folk and sacrifice people anymore, but thatโs what true faith would mean, yโsee? Sacrificinโ your own life, one day at a time, to the flame, declarinโ the truth of it, workinโ for it, breathinโ the soul of it. Thatโs religion. Anything else is just . . . is just beinโ nice. And a way of keepinโ in touch with the neighbors.
Terry Pratchett