The truth isn't easily pinned to a page. In the bathtub of history the truth is harder to hold than the soap and much more difficult to find.

But what's worth more than gold?" "Practically everything. You, for example. Gold is heavy. Your weight in gold is not very much gold at all. Aren't you worth more than that?

People don't alter history any more than birds alter the sky, they just make brief patterns in it.

Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things.

(About a cookbook...) - What about this one? Maids of Honor? - Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.

But I think you have a right to know what it is you’re not being told.

Never cross a woman with a star on a stick, young lady. They've got a mean streak.