When all else failed, she tried being reasonable.

One of the highlights of the first Good Omens tour was Neil and I walking through New York singing Shoehorn with Teeth. Well, we'd had a good breakfast. And you don't get mugged, either.

Few things are hidden from a quiet child with good eyesight.

Students, eh? Love 'em or hate 'em, you can't hit them with a shovel!

If the government ever imposes a tax on books - and I wouldn't put it past them - I'm in dead trouble.

Ye know full well that the meaning of life is to find your gift. To find your gift is happiness. Never tae find it is misery.

Most of my schooldays were the worst day of my life.