Personally, I think the best motto for an educational establishment is: 'Or Would You Rather Be a Mule?'

His progress through life was hampered by his tremendous sense of his own ignorance, a disability which affects all too few.

Sham Harga had run a successful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and realizing that most of his customers wanted meals properly balanced between the four food groups: sugar, starch, grease, and burnt crunchy bits.

Privilege (to the privileged) means having private laws.

I've never really liked the Yanks. ... You can't trust people who pick up the ball all the time when they play football.

Don't you *ever* let go?" "I haven't yet." "Why?" "I suppose... because in this world, after everyone panics, there's always got to be someone to tip the wee out of the shoe.

The intelligence of the creature known as a crowd, is the square root of the number of people in it.