Personally, I think the best motto for an educational establishment is: 'Or Would You Rather Be a Mule?'

Few things are hidden from a quiet child with good eyesight.

Tragic heroes always moan when the gods take an interest in them, but it's the people the gods ignore who get the really tough deals

SCIENCE: a way of finding things out and then making them work. Science explains what is happening around us the whole time. So does RELIGION, but science is better because it comes up with more understandable excuses when it's wrong.

When you break rules, break 'em good and hard

Mort was hurt by this. It was one thing not to want to marry someone, but quite another to be told they didn't want to marry you.

I don't think a baker reads an awful lot about bread.