Rincewind tried to force the memory out of his mind, but it was rather enjoying itself there, terrorizing the other occupants and kicking over the furniture.

My name is immaterial,' she said. That's a pretty name,' said Rincewind.

I don’t think it's weak to admit you made a mistake. That takes strength, if you ask me.

Granny knew all about bad fortune-telling. It was harder than the real thing. You needed a good imagination.

And we don't often get any wading birds in the River Ankh, mainly because the pollution would eat their legs away and anyway, it's easier for them to walk on the surface.

And Sam Vimes thought: Why is Young Sam's nursery full of farmyard animals anyway? Why are his books full of moo-cows and baa-lambs? He is growing up in the city. He will only see them on a plate! They go sizzle!

All property is theft, except mine.