The universe is, instant by instant, recreated anew. There is in truth no past, only a memory of the past. Blink your eyes, and the world you see next did not exist when you closed them. Therefore, the only appropriate state of the mind is surprise. The only appropriate state of the heart is joy. The sky you see now, you have never seen before. The perfect moment is now. Be glad of it.

I reckon responsible behavior is something to get when you grow older. Like varicose veins.

"Multiple exclamation marks," he went on, shaking his head, "are a sure sign of a diseased mind."

The thing is, I mean, there’s times when you look at the universe and you think, “What about me?” and you can just hear the universe replying, “Well, what about you?”

He'd been an angel once. He hadn't meant to Fall. He'd just hung around with the wrong people.

Privilege (to the privileged) means having private laws.

This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.