Our garden was debated territory between five local cats, and we'd heard that the best way to keep other cats out of the garden was to have one yourself. A moment's rational thought here will spot the slight flaw in this reasoning.

Even our fears make us feel important, because we fear we might not be.

Learnin’ how not to do things is as hard as learning how to do them.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

I was once a journalist. And I think of myself as a journalist, and that's it. You tell the truth. I even wrote a book called 'The Truth'.

Don't be smart. Smart is only a polished version of dumb. Try intelligence. It will surely see you through.

Gods play games with the fates of men. But first they have to get all the pieces on the board and look all over the place for the dice.