Learnin’ how not to do things is as hard as learning how to do them.

What do you call those things at the bottom of rivers? Frogs? Stones? Unsuccessful gangsters?

And it came to pass that in time the Great God Om spake unto Brutha, the Chosen One: "Psst!

Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself.

Lessee...he'd gone off after the funeral and gotten drunk. No, not drunk, another word, ended with "er." Drunker. that was it.

I do not in fact use many puns. Certainly there are far fewer than people believe. But I suspect the ones I do occasionally use tend to hang around in people's memories for a while.

In theory it was, around now, Literature. Susan hated Literature. She'd much prefer to read a good book.