I know that I am a small, weak man, but I have amassed a large library; I dream of dangerous places.

Voodoo is a very interesting religion for the whole family, even those members of it who are dead.

Death: Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom.

The harder I work, the luckier I become.

The Tezuman priests have a sophisticated calendar and an advanced horology," quoted Rincewind. "Ah," said Eric, "Good." "No," said Rincewind patiently. "It means time measurement." "Oh.

There have been times, lately, when I dearly wished that I could change the past. Well, I can’t, but I can change the present, so that when it becomes the past it will turn out to be a past worth having.

Humans need fantasy in order to be human.