I know that I am a small, weak man, but I have amassed a large library; I dream of dangerous places.

Anyway, if you stop tellin' people it's all sorted out afer they're dead, they might try sorting it all out while they're alive.

"God does not play games with His loyal servants," said the Metatron, but in a worried tone of voice. "Whooo-eee," said Crowley. "Where have you been?"

That was the very centre of his genius - he invented things that anyone could have thought of, and men who can invent things that anyone could have thought of are very rare men.

The best thing I ever did with my life was stand up and say I've got Alzheimer's.

All property is theft, except mine.

Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?