The best thing I ever did with my life was stand up and say I've got Alzheimer's.

SCIENCE: a way of finding things out and then making them work. Science explains what is happening around us the whole time. So does RELIGION, but science is better because it comes up with more understandable excuses when it's wrong.

If you have let pride get the better of you, then you have already lost, but if you grab pride by the scruff of the neck and ride it like a stallion, then you may have already won.

The intelligence of the creature known as a crowd, is the square root of the number of people in it.

There are no inconsistencies in the Discworld books; ocassionally, however, there are alternate pasts.

Soon to come in licorice, orange, cinnamon, and banana, but not strawberry, because I hate strawberries.

Around it are those countries which, according to History, constitute the civilised world ie, a world that can support historians