I'd like to sell a lot of books.

Evil in general does not sleep, and therefore doesn't see why anyone else should.

You can think and you can fight, but the world's always movin', and if you wanna stay ahead you gotta dance.

The Tezuman priests have a sophisticated calendar and an advanced horology," quoted Rincewind. "Ah," said Eric, "Good." "No," said Rincewind patiently. "It means time measurement." "Oh.

On the Disc, the Gods aren't so much worshipped, as they are blamed.

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape.

It was like being in a Jane Austen novel, but one with far less clothing.