If you trust in yourself. . .and believe in your dreams. . .and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.

But here's some advice, boy. Don't put your trust in revolutions. They always come around again. That's why they're called revolutions.

The power of prayer and faith can heal and bring happiness. The real tragedy is that the people that are helped by this don't realize that this power is really coming from within.

On the Disc the gods dealt severely with atheists.

Ninety percent of true love is acute, ear-burning embarrassment.

Freedom without limits is just a word.

We've strayed into a zone with a high magical index,' he said. 'Don't ask me how. Once upon a time a really powerful magic field must have been generated here, and we're feeling the after-effects.' Precisely,' said a passing bush.