The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not sure about the turnip.
Terry PratchettThere was no safety. There was no pride. All there was, was money. Everything became money, and money became everything. Money treated us as if we were things, and we died.
Terry PratchettAn Assassin, a real Assassin had to look like one-black clothes, hood, boots, and all. If they could wear any clothes, any disguise, then what could anyone do but spend all day in a small room with a loaded crossbow pointed at the door?
Terry PratchettMost witches donโt believe in gods. They know that the gods exist, of course. They even deal with them occasionally. But they donโt believe in them. They know them too well. It would be like believing in the postman.
Terry PratchettIt's an old magical principle - it's even filtered down into RPG systems - that magic, while taking a lot of effort, can be 'stored' - in a staff, for example. No doubt a wizard spends a little time each day charging up his staff, although you go blind if you do it too much, of course.
Terry Pratchett