Oh, well...up until now it had been a good day, in a horrible kind of way.

What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.

The Battle of Koom Valley is the only one known to history where both sides ambushed each other.

The thing is, 'Discworld' had been going on for a very long time, and I've written children's books as well. Usually when people have a really big series they franchise it, which I thought is a bit of a no-no, so I thought what I'd do is I'd franchise it to myself.

There’s no point in believing in things that exist.

And he dreamed the dream of all those who publish books, which was to have so much gold in your pockets that you would have to employ two people just to hold your trousers up.

In Genua, someone set out to make dreams come true. Remember some of your dreams?