I have a living will and I have friends, and I have money and I have hope.

Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often students, for heaven's sake.

A number of religions in Ankh-Morpork still practiced human sacrifice, except that they didn't really need to practice any more because they had got so good at it.

Oh, come on. Revelation was a mushroom dream that belonged in the Apocrypha. The New Testament is basically about what happened when God got religion.

Just to keep bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death.

I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.

So, mistletoe, in fact, symbolizes mistletoe.