Who'd want a pony when you could have the whole universe? It was far more interesting and you didn't have to muck it out once a week.
Two types of people laugh at the law: those that break it and those that make it.
Hat = wizard, wizard = hat. Everything else is frippery.
All property is theft, except mine.
And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head.
But what's worth more than gold?" "Practically everything. You, for example. Gold is heavy. Your weight in gold is not very much gold at all. Aren't you worth more than that?