If anyone wants one my advise is to go where the orthodox Jews shop, because when it comes to a big black fedora, the guys with ringlets and long black coats definitely know a stylish hat when they see one. You want to get it home and use a hot steaming kettle, and bob's your uncle - you have a hat with all the right curves!
Terry PratchettWhat is normal? Normal was yesterday. If you lose a leg, one day you're hopping around on one leg, so you know the difference.
Terry PratchettWhole new theories of money were growing here like mushrooms: in the dark and based on bullshit.
Terry PratchettCommander, I always used to consider that you had a definite anti-authoritarian streak in you.โ โSir?โ โIt seems that you have managed to retain this even though you are authority.โ โSir?โ โThatโs practically zen.
Terry PratchettIf you were going to be successful in the world of crime, you needed a reputation for honesty.
Terry PratchettI would like permission to fetch a note from my mother, sir' Ridcully sighed. 'Rincewind, you once informed me, to my everlasting puzzlement, that you never knew your mother because she ran away before you were born. Distinctly remember writing it down in my diary. Would you like another try?' 'Permission to go and find my mother?'
Terry Pratchett