Don't stick your nose where someone can pull it off and eat it.

My character - and for that matter my worst habits - could only be described by someone else. You can't open a box with the crowbar inside it.

The real world was far too real to leave neat little hints. It was full of too many things. It wasn't by eliminating the impossible that you got to the truth, however improbable; it was by the much harder process of eliminating the possibilities.

I can't stand any music that requires its singers to be so dumb they wear their baseball caps backwards.

People are often so busy living that they never stop to wonder why.

It's tough at the top. It's tough at the bottom. But in between you could use them for horse-shoes.

No, what he didn't like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and homicidally insane when drunk.