It is possible to live well with dementia and write best-sellers 'like wot I do.

I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.

Money is an unavoidable consequence, but it isn't the reason I write; if it was, I wouldn't have written any of the YA books, because advances in that field are small compared to what I'd got now for an 'adult' DW.

Colon thought Carrot was simple. Carrot often struck people as simple. And he was. Where people went wrong was thinking that simple meant the same thing as stupid.

It's not lying when you do it to officers!

The Auditors fluttered anxiously. And, as always happens in their species when something goes radically wrong and needs fixing instantly, they settled down to try to work how who was to blame.

What's the orbital velocity of the moon?