These people were not only cheering, they were throwing flowers and hats. The hats were made of stone, but the thought was there.

Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things.

Granny Weatherwax was not lost. She wasn't the kind of person who ever became lost. It was just that, at the moment, while she knew exactly where SHE was, she didn't know the position of anywhere else.

Zoology, eh? That's a big word, isn't it." "No, actually it isn't," said Tiffany. "Patronizing is a big word. Zoology is really quite short.

Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show.

The oldest fan letter I've had is from someone aged eighty-five.

She was, in fact, quite a pleasant looking girl, even if her bosom had clearly been intended for a girl two feet taller; but she was not Her. The Egregious Professor of Grammar and Usage would have corrected this to "she was not she," which would have caused the Professor of Logic to spit out his drink.