Whole new theories of money were growing here like mushrooms: in the dark and based on bullshit.

I'm up to my neck in the real world, every day. Just you try doing your VAT return with a head full of goblins.

I don't think a baker reads an awful lot about bread.

All tapes left in a car for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Best of Queen albums.

Most of my schooldays were the worst day of my life.

I ushered souls into the next world. I was the grave of all hope. I was the ultimate reality. I was the assassin against whom no lock would hold. - "Yes, point taken, but do you have any particular skills?"

Peace?' said Vetinari. 'Ah, yes, defined as period of time to allow for preparation for the next war.