Divide by cucumber error. Please reinstall universe and reboot.

Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree.

The Monks of Cool, whose tiny and exclusive monastery is hidden in a really cool and laid-back valley in the lower Ramtops, have a passing-out test for a novice. He is taken into a room full of all types of clothing and asked: Yo, my son, which of these is the most stylish thing to wear? And the correct answer is: Hey, whatever I select.

The nice thing about your police procedural as opposed to your classic murder mystery is that in a murder mystery you don't know who did it. Whereas in a police procedural you know, you know everything often and you're watching the police home in.

Oh, he did his best to make their short lives miserable, because that was his job, but nothing he could think up was half as bad as the stuff they thought up themselves.

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.

He'd heard that writers spent all day in their dressing gowns drinking champagne. This is, of course, absolutely true.