What did they feed the lions and tigers with in the ark, sir?

Goodness is about what you do. Not who you pray to.

When all else failed, she tried being reasonable.

Well, the news has got around. The Duchess of Keepsake has invited us to a ball, Sir Henry and Lady Withering have invited us to a ball, and Lord and Lady Hangfinger have invited us to... yes, a ball." "Well, that's a lot of..." "Don't you dare, Sam.

Up until now I'd always though RSI meant 'I hate my damn job'.

Take it from me, whenever you see a bunch of buggers puttering around talking about truth and beauty and the best way of attacking Ethics, you can bet your sandals it's all because dozens of other poor buggers are doing all the real work around the place.

I dare say that quite a few people have contemplated death for reasons that much later seemed to them to be quite minor.