Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn’t do good for people, she did right by them.
Terry PratchettMind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that it is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English without inadvertently mentioning at least three of them.
Terry PratchettThe thing with crowns is, it isn't the putting them on that's the problem, it's the taking them off.
Terry PratchettWelcome to fear, said Moist to himself. It's hope, turned inside out. You know it can't go wrong, you're sure it can't go wrong... But it might.
Terry Pratchett