Using a metaphor in front of a man as unimaginative as Ridcully was like a red flag to a bu... was like putting something very annoying in front of someone who was annoyed by it.

(About a cookbook...) - What about this one? Maids of Honor? - Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.

Words are the litmus paper of the minds. If you find yourself in the power of someone who will use the word "commence" in cold blood, go somewhere else very quickly. But if they say "Enter", don't stop to pack.

My character - and for that matter my worst habits - could only be described by someone else. You can't open a box with the crowbar inside it.

A push-and-go wooden duck on wheels can cause quite a lot of damage if wielded with enough force.

Logic is a wonderful thing but doesn't always beat actual thought.

Most horses don't walk backwards voluntarily, because what they can't see doesn't exist.