There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.

Opera happens because a large number of things amazingly fail to go wrong.

I think it's IMPOSSIBLE for anyone famous to come from here, because everyone around here is insane.

There are no inconsistencies in the Discworld books; ocassionally, however, there are alternate pasts.

Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them.

On the Disc, the Gods aren't so much worshipped, as they are blamed.

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.