I reckon responsible behavior is something to get when you grow older. Like varicose veins.
Terry PratchettYou've got a lot of time for abstract thought when you've got your hand stuck up a dead badger.
Terry PratchettGod moves in extremely mysterious, not to say, circuitous ways. God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, ie., everybody, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.
Terry Pratchett