Oh, there's plenty of reasons. I just don't know which one.

The Four Horsemen whose Ride presages the end of the world are known to be Death, War, Famine, and Pestilence. But even less significant events have their own Horsemen. For example, the Four Horsemen of the Common Cold are Sniffles, Chesty, Nostril, and Lack of Tissues; the Four Horsemen whose appearance foreshadows any public holiday are Storm, Gales, Sleet, and Contra-flow.

You know how to pray, don’t you? Just put your hands together and hope.

Things just happen. What the hell.

He never pays attention, he always knows the answer, and he can never tell you how he knows. We can't keep thrashing him. He is a bad example to the other pupils. There's no educating a smart boy.

That's what I don't like about magic, it does everything by magic!

If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged.